It's not like I have to be at work at 7 am or anything....

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/20/2014 at 18:07 • Filed to: Snowed in

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"SNOW ACCUMULATIONS:

SNOW ACCUMULATION OF 2 TO 4 INCHES WITH LOCALLY HIGHER AMOUNTS.

TIMING:

SNOW WILL BEGIN AFTER MIDNIGHT AND WILL PEAK IN INTENSITY CLOSE TO SUNRISE. SNOW WILL TAPER OFF AFTER SUNRISE."

Fuck you, weather. Fuck you hard.

ddavidn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2014 at 18:08

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I'd have some of that snow please and thank you.

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2014 at 18:08

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I don't work tomorrow.

I will be hooning should I get snow. We are supposed to get some idk what day though.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ddavidn 01/20/2014 at 18:09

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Please take it all.

MountainCommand > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2014 at 18:09

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I dont want anymore snow =(

Ill be on the road a bunch tomorrow too... I musnt do any more ebrake slidey-slides...

turbokitten > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2014 at 18:10

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We had 2 feet

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > turbokitten 01/20/2014 at 18:11

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Hahaha.
No.
Do not want.
Fuck you, snow.

desertdog5051 > ddavidn 01/20/2014 at 18:13

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Spaceball-Two > ddavidn 01/20/2014 at 18:14

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We're never getting any snow dude. It's 55 at my house in Bothell.

desertdog5051 > ddavidn 01/20/2014 at 18:16

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Let's try this again.

ddavidn > Spaceball-Two 01/20/2014 at 18:16

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I know... It feels like 50 outside here in Lacey. Like summer is here already, basically.

Leadbull > desertdog5051 01/20/2014 at 18:18

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lolkinja

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2014 at 18:19

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LOL Austin.

desertdog5051 > desertdog5051 01/20/2014 at 18:19

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Fuck it.

ddavidn > desertdog5051 01/20/2014 at 18:19

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You just let me know when you figure it out... I have great expectations...

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2014 at 18:20

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"Wake up early and hoon."

—Vivaldi

wacopalypsenow > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2014 at 18:21

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I'm getting the same...You in Ohio?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > wacopalypsenow 01/20/2014 at 18:22

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Cincinnati.

wacopalypsenow > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2014 at 18:24

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I'm across the Ohio R., in the dark land of the hill peoples

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ttyymmnn 01/20/2014 at 18:25

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That's it, when next person brags about Texas, I'm gonna go down there and mess with it.

CAR_IS_MI > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2014 at 18:26

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I haven't had snow in years!!!

desertdog5051 > ddavidn 01/20/2014 at 18:26

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > wacopalypsenow 01/20/2014 at 18:26

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I work and school in KY.

desertdog5051 > desertdog5051 01/20/2014 at 18:27

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OK, I give up.

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2014 at 18:28

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wacopalypsenow > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2014 at 18:30

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No..no...

West ByGodandtheBenevolenceofAbeLincoln Virginia

I'm a real hill-person, not one of those treasonous confederates

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CAR_IS_MI 01/20/2014 at 18:30

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You can not unto snow.

HammerheadFistpunch > Leadbull 01/20/2014 at 18:31

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one of his lesser know but excellent pieces.

HammerheadFistpunch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2014 at 18:31

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Im with DDavidn, Send it my way, we've been started of it lately, and I need to play.

M54B30 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2014 at 18:40

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4 inches? We call that a bitch sprinkling here

Leadbull > HammerheadFistpunch 01/20/2014 at 18:46

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The Four Seasons of Hoon:

Spring

Summer

Autumn

Winter

Bad Idea Hat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2014 at 18:47

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Want to hear something awesome? This is changing by the hour.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > M54B30 01/20/2014 at 18:47

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Unfortunately, there will be about 500 accidents here tomorrow, because Cincinnati.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Bad Idea Hat 01/20/2014 at 18:48

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More or less?

M54B30 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2014 at 18:50

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I know it. I was in Dayton for 4 years and spent lots of time in Cincinnasty. Almost everyone goes full retard when the snow starts

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > wacopalypsenow 01/20/2014 at 18:52

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Good. Fucking tuckians need to learn how to drive.

Bad Idea Hat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2014 at 18:54

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Yes.

No really, I'm going to start drinking. My buddy is saying 3-5, and he's usually more correct. Weather.gov is all over the place, and weather.com crashed my browser. All of the local stations are just talking about really tall trees in the northwest and one of those giant blue things.

So I don't even know.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > M54B30 01/20/2014 at 18:55

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*Almost everyone goes full retard.
fixed it for you

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Bad Idea Hat 01/20/2014 at 18:57

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Imma go pick up some ice melt and then have a beer. Because that's what MLK would have wanted me to do.

McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2014 at 19:49

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You think that's bad, I only have ONE SHOVEL!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > McMike 01/20/2014 at 19:58

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Dat fridge dough...
Where do you keep the good stuff.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2014 at 19:59

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*?

Axial > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2014 at 21:10

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They're suggesting 4 to 12 inches where I am, heaviest from 7 AM to early afternoon. Which is precisely the time frame I must leave my house, sit through classes, and then come home.

What was that about not using summer tires in the winter?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Axial 01/20/2014 at 21:13

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4 to 12 inches

with a whole lot of nope

Axial > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/20/2014 at 21:31

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Nope indeed. Begrudgingly, I may take the minivan tomorrow.